It’s Sunday Night – What are you doing?
Tonight, I have been playing with cut out cows. Doesn’t everybody? Okay, in that case, somebody has to do it. Tonight, that’s what I was doing. I was injured on the job tonight. Paper cuts, damn those things hurt.
Worker’s Comp has refused to pay. They say that since there was a three week old, half-eaten bag of M&M Chocolate Candy with Peanuts in the room at the time, I could have been on break when the accident occurred.
Pass the scissors please.
“Catch! .. Now look at what you’ve done.
Bled on Mom’s clean floor!”