I am taking the certification test to be awarded Grand High Poobah for Advanced April Foolery status and to lead the First Annual April Fools' Bathtub Parade. Here was my submission:
Hello, Is this [Insert Your First Name Here]? No? I was trying to call [Insert Your First Name Here]. Is [Insert Your First Name Here] there? [Insert Your First And Last Name Here], is he there?
Well, of course [Insert Your First And Last Name Here] shows up on their screen. Tell them how you found this phone on the floor under your dining room table in your house.
And tell them if they see [Insert Your First And Last Name Here] to let him know that you will have more than a “How do you do?” for [Insert Your First Name Here] next time you see him!
If you pull this on someone, later act like you have no clue what they’re talking about, except you do remember misplacing your phone a while back.
Do the same thing to them next year.
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Someone’s number wrong.
Has that ever happened? It's going to, just like that! And if you are onto this joke when I call, I'll know you've read my blog. If you want to spare any of our mutual friends some confusion, just share this blog, so they'll know too.