This is a drill.
This is only a drill.
Had this been an actual pencil sharpening emergency, you would have received instructions to go get a pen.
I know you’ve tried this. Okay, maybe you have thought about it. Well, you’re going to try it now, aren’t you? Go ahead, it’s worth it.
Chef Alton Brown has a drill connected to a pepper mill. Gonna try that too, aren’t you? 
A broken pencil,
Not a pencil anymore.
No, it is a stick.
Peace, Y’all,
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