Kari often asks me why I wear carpenter pants. She'll say, "You're not a carpenter. Why do you wear carpenter pants?" I don't play baseball either.
I used to be a carpenter. I've done lots carpenting. That's what carpenters do, they carpent. Plumbers plumb. Farmers farm, painters paint. As best as I can tell, painter's pants and carpenter pants look the same after several years, even tho's painter's pants started out white. Folk singer pants are just modified carpenter pants. Instead of a pocket for a folding ruler, there is a pocket for your cell phone, and the loop for hammers can hold 5 or 6 capos. Enough, eh?
The Song Farmer plight.
I plow and plant; sow and hoe,
Nature's gifts abound!
Peace, Y'all!
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