Shh. Shh! I am the stealth master, yep. The stealth master, that’s me. Between my office/studio through the kitchen, bathroom to the bedroom, I know the precise location of every squeaky floorboard. I can navigate that path with total quietness. 
In traversing this path, if a single board squeaks it probably means that I still have my hearing aids in. Yeah, I’m not so stealthy after all, eh? Damn, I’m loud.
I’ll try to be quieter next time.
Squeaky boards abound
Feet heavy pound pounds on pounds.
Grasshopper. That You?
Peace, Y'all!
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